by Olivia Loggia
Hey guys! So I’m going to be a freshman next year at _____________ University, and I know it’s super early and everything, but I would love it if I could find the perfect roommate. Sorry this post is a lil lengthy, I promise I only covered the basics. :)
So I’m really involved in tennis, community service, gymnastics, people watching, Girl Scouts, chorus, tutoring elementary school kids in calculus, Ultimate Frisbee, Student Government, the zombie survival club, painting, playing the Holophoner, etc., but maintaining my social life is also really important to me (no worries, I’m used to being super involved so like this is completely manageable!).
School is super important to me, but I’m also really looking forward to going to college parties, you know all the pre-gaming stuff (yay school spirit lol). Like I would probably want to go out on the weekends, and then like Monday through Friday cause I’m all about the frosh college life stuff. Honestly, I would be totally down with hosting massive parties in my dorm (haha our dorm!), you know, give the frat houses some friendly competition. It would be awesome if my roommate felt the same way—work hard, play hard!!
I also plan to work out every day, probably running (on average) 6.3 miles on the treadmill, 80 sit-ups, 100 crunches, and of course, at least 76 squats, it’ll probably vary a little tbh. Yeah so fitness is a huge priority of mine, and I try to match it with my diet.
I love food, but I’m allergic to red meat, marshmallows and mangos, and my throat typically gets irritated when I eat raw vegetables and fruits (yeah, random, right?). Oh, and I absolutely won’t eat anything with gluten in it. Also, with all of my food I try to watch the carbs, trans fat and preservatives...don’t we all?? I would love it if my roommate would want to join me in my vegan diet—roomies who diet together stay together!!
I’m also one of those who gets a lil crazy without my morning Starbucks (like normal crazy haha). Gotta love my standard iced, half caff, ristretto, venti, 4-pump, sugar-free, cinnamon, dolce soy skinny latte.
Okay so yeah that’s just a little about me, feel free to hmu on Snapchat, Twitter, Kik, Tinder, Pinterest, the gram or yeah like just message me on Facebook. I’m really easy going and chill haha so I’ll probably respond right away (unless like I’m on one of my vacays, wifi can get a little spotty in the Caribbean). Can’t wait to spend the next 1,460 days with all of ya!!!
This article appeared in the April Fool's edition of the Hi's Eye.