by Emma Polini and Malcolm Spurlock
Principal Mr. Peter Renwick has been trying to keep this on the DL, but many artifacts were uncovered when the new lockers were installed
The WHS community has been trying to keep some things buried, but I went undercover to compile a list of surprising items that were found behind the old lockers.
1. Miscellaneous Ugg boot. It could belong to 75 percent of the school.
2. Kim Kardashian's marriage. Her 15 minutes are just about up.
3. Your Twitter account. #nobodysfollowing
4. My A in AP Lang. That last in-class essay really killed my grade.
5. Charlie Sheen's sobriety. It's been there for a while.
6. The other two members of Destiny's Child. What were their names again?
7. New Jersey's reputation. Thanks a lot, Snooki.
8. Herman Cain's Presidency. He should stick to pizza.
9. Peyton Manning. The Indianapolis Colts really miss you.
10. This year's Powderpuff game. Seniors would have dominated.
11. The former heads of guidance. So that's where they've been hiding.